Okay so it’s still up in the air whether this one is true or not but O.J. Simpson is allegedly trying to pawn the knife that was used to kill (or not kill) Nicole Brown Simpson. Yes it’s just as crazy as it sounds. According to a nameless source, “O.J. wants the deal [for the alleged murder weapon] to be a well-kept secret. He’s looking for a strictly cash deal so that the money can be deposited in offshore accounts and can’t be traced directly to him.” Really dude?!

I have some questions…how was he able to keep this weapon for so long without it having to be presented in court as evidence? Who did he trust with it and why? And what about the book he wrote, If I Did It? Of course it wasn’t on the top of anyone’s best seller’s list but he still wrote it. Man Johnnie Cochran did his THANG covering all that up!

If the knife actually sells, it’s net worth is $5 million. But even if it does manage to sell to some sick and twisted individual, Simpson won’t have access to the money at least until he’s released from prison in 2017.